Some pointless activity...

OK, this survey was taken off Jason's blog...and Jason took it off someone else's blog. I have been in a survey-ish mood lately. Take it or leave it.

1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Honestly? No.

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
How do I...?!? This is a strange questions. Um...I flush it.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
All the time...otherwise I hear this really annoying BEEP.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
A crush? What are we, in 4th grade?

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it:
Cigarettes.

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
I've been told that I look like Matthew Broderick and Mr. Bean.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Just cheese.

8. Do you crack your knuckles?
No, I don't. It makes me cringe.

9. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
"Java Jive" (You'd be surprised how often that happens.)

10. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
A little bit, yes.

11. What are your super powers?
Spending money when I don't have any.

12. Peppermint or spearmint?
Cinnamon.

13. Where are your car keys?
On my desk.

14. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
I really could care less. This is a stupid questionnaire.

15. What's your most annoying habit?
Other than filling our online surveys and posting them on my blog? Probably asking people if they're mad at me.

16. Where did you last go on vacation?
Nags Head, NC (Outer Banks)

17. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?
I don't like to punch people.

18. What is your best physical feature?
I prefer not to share that on my blog.

19. What CD is closest to you right now?
Clue The Musical, believe it or not! (It's awful.)

20. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Milk, Seven Up (to go with my Seagram's 7), and mustard.

21. What superstition do you believe in/practice?
Black cats crossing my path. I'll literally back up and take a different route.

22. What color are your bed sheets?
Red flannel with lots of different dog breeds on them.

23. Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
A bird...definitely a bird.

24. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
Yes, I do.

25. What are your favorite sayings?
"Say honest to God", "Stop it", and "Fuck!"

26. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
I don't sing in my shower.

27. If you could go back or forward in time, would you and where would you go?
I would like to go forward about 30 years to see if I'm alive, how much money I have, and what I look like.

28. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
I don't believe I've ever watched a Harrison Ford movie. I drive a Ford, does that count?

29. What CD is in your stereo?
A Crooner's Christmas...honest.

30. What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes?
I don't change CDs that often. And I don't really have a stereo...it's in my car.

31. How many kids do you plan on having?
One...hopefully. But I don't think I'll physically have it.

32. If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
My mother.

33. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
No.

34. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
I don't know. What a stupid fucking question.

35. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Peacefully in my sleep. (Does anybody want to die any other way?)

36. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Shut the fuck up.

37. Coffee or tea?
...and the Java in me. A cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cup.

38. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Morrissey and The Smiths.

39. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

40. Do you talk to yourself?
Sometimes.

41. Have you ever started to fill out a survey and then thought "this is stupid" and stop without finishing it?
I wish.